pwned!

Student comes in for a quick chat.

Conversation turns to the Diet Pepsi can on my desk, and the absurdity of my drinking a diet anything in my current condition.

I protest: "you know, after drinking diet drinks for so long, the regular ones taste too sweet!"

Student says not a word, but turns slightly and looks at the empty cans of Cheerwine on my bookshelf, and then back at me.

"yup," I say, after guffawing, "you got me."