For the record, his valentine isn't quite this creepy. |
two items involving Number One Son:
1. Last night, shirtless, he stood in front of the mirror and showed off his muscles. It was impressive in its own way.
2. Today he went to school with a bag full of valentines for his classmates: blow pops with masks and capes attached. He had one in his pocket for his love interest . . . on which he had written in pencil, "I love you." He was so excited . . . I hope it works out okay for him. Her response will probably be, "Of course you do."
She's gonna stomp him flat.
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