I have to pay attention to the blurriness and pain in my eyeballs, and admit:
It's time for some new glasses, and they'll probably be bifocals. I'm sad, because I love my current pair so much. On the upside, I can get new clip-on sunglasses! Think of it! Two pairs of cool shades! Yet again proving that I'm the coolest (and most likely to use sentence fragments) Shakespeare professor on campus. Ohhh yeah.
4 comments:
man, can't believe you have presbyopia already! :) hahahaha.... you are so old!
Just adds to the whole crazy prof thing.
crazy prof thing??!??!??!?!?
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm one of the most vanilla, milquetoast, shy, retiring people you could imagine. Just ask anyone--they'll tell you.
Vanilla and milquetoast you are NOT and not sure that you ever have been either of those - nor retiring, for that matter. Shy and introspective, maybe. Avoid crowds, definitely! Bifocals, hmmmm, not so bad, really. Goes with salt 'n pepper hair.
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