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From a series of one-star reviews of famous books & films & music:

People who hate The Princess Bride. Seriously. For example:

I have no idea what this is. This can’t be a movie because movies are supposed to be good. The story is assanine and unbelievable. The title makes no sense. What exactly is a princess bride who is named after a buttercup. I was made to watch this movie in school and it was torture. Thank you.

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