7.30.2006

Life with a Toddler, Vol. 8

Heard recently around our house:
  • "We don't climb on top of the table."
  • "Please take your finger out of your diaper."
  • "Don't put your finger in kitty's nose."
  • "No, we don't eat kitty's food."
  • "I'm not sure kitty likes it when you pick him up by the tail."

3 comments:

hayumbone said...

Bwahaha! Poor kitten!

With apologies to Kevin Henkes, author of Kitten's First Full Moon. Have y'all gotten this one yet?

Piers said...

I've not heard of Kitten's First Full Moon. Is it about a toddler who tries to ride his five-pound kitty?

hayumbone said...

No, it's not, actually. That would be a hilarious book, if it's not already out there (must research and see). But KFM is about a kitten that goes chasing the full moon because she thinks it's a full bowl of milk, and gets frustrated because she keeps getting thwarted. Every time she finds out how wrong she is about the moon/not milk, the line is "poor kitten!" It's really adorable, actually.

And not too schmoopy for a Little Boy who likes kitties.

Hmmm...it's not like he needs another Cubby Bears cap...