In which Piers counts the reasons

Here's how I know it's almost the end of the term:

1.  I come home and sit down and almost immediately start thinking about sleep.
2.  I'm eating A TON of junk food.
3.  I'm ignoring work email.  Just outright ignoring it.
4.  I can't remember the last time I got any exercise.
5.  Did I mention the sleep part?
6.  Oh, and the grouchiness, impatience, etc.