Technology! We gots technology!

In my 11:00 classroom, we have the following (in addition to desks, whiteboard, etc.):

• One television
• Two LCD projectors
• Two desktop computers
• Three VCRs
• Two DVD players
• Two overhead projectors
• approx. 3.5 miles of cords & cables
• Three remotes
• Three computer mice

But I'm not sure any of it works.