So you've heard about all that fauxtography?

If the surrounding situation wasn't so unremittingly awful and tragic for workaday Israelis and Lebanese, and yet another example of absolute journalistic incompetence, these recent "gotchas" would be pure comedy. As it is, this one is still pretty dang funny:



















I know Time said it was a downed jet, but look closely--dude's guarding a tire fire!! Springfield ain't got nothing on USNews!

Plus, doesn't Sir "Terrorist Chic" Hezbolla (Hizb'ulaa? Hizbullah? Hiz'ballah?) remind you of someone? Check this out:









Absurdity like this makes Democritus' response the only sane one.