Swapshopping for bucks

One of the most hilarious/annoying features of daily life around here is the flood of emails that come in from "Swapshop," a local email group used to list things/services for sale, etc.  Below, a sample from today:

If anyone has a small set of antlers they want to get rid of, please respond.  I am going to modify them to attach a birdhouse as a project.  They don't have to be in good condition.   If the antlers are not attached to the face of an animal....that is a plus!  [paging Gaston...]
Matching motorcycle jacket, helmet, and gloves for sell. [seen this one countless times]

Suade leather coat  [suade . . . is that some exotic asian breed?]

VHS Videos for sale- $2.00 each (some without cases)
The Land Before Time- Journey through the mist
Beethoven’s 2nd
Joe Somebody
ALI
The Jungle Book
Bush Whacked
Space Jam
Men in Black
The world is not enough
The Little Rascals- volume 7
Men in Black II
Camp Nowhere
Tomorrow Never Dies
Wild Hearts can’t be broken
Lady and the Tramp
Bambi
All dogs go to heaven 2
Timeless tales
Rupelstiltzkin
Polar Express
The Little Mermaid
Ice Age 
[lady, I'll give you $2.00 for the lot.  You do realize these are VHS TAPES, don't you?]