In which Piers ponders a night dining out

Our little town has a new restaurant!  It's going in at the end of our street, right next to the brand new Hampton Inn!  It's sure to be something positioned to fill the mid-range dining option gap here!  It's . . .

a Huddle House. 

Now, I'm sure that Huddle House is a fine place to eat.  It's just that, well, I can't help but picture coming home after eating there and having to "huddle" on the john for a while.  It's an association I can't get out of my brain.

All the talk of getting a new restaurant in town the last couple of years, and this is what we get? I mean, really?