in which Piers finds three signage fails

 . . . and manages to get a shot of two of them:

any port in a storm, I guess . . . I can haz blue watr?

Now if that's not an appetizing looking breakfast, well . . . now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's not. 










The third one was by a restaurant down at Reelfoot lake.  Apparently they had a big sign advertising their CRAPPIE . . . to which they appended the sign advertising their new 21-st century "Wireless Internet."  I'll let you put the two together.