Blood drive humor

just got back from an excruciatingly long process of giving blood. I chose the wrong time to do it, that's for sure. Anyway, I always have to laugh when some strapping young gentleman comes sauntering by, asserting that the reason he can't give blood is that he'll 'pass out.' Mind you: later on, he'll engage in enormous feats of weightlifting and/or sexual gymnastics, but laying on a couch with a needle in his arm for 20 minutes: "I'll pass out."

suuurrrre you will. If your nerdy 34 year old english professor can do it, you can do it.